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Vaassens Weekblad genomineerd voor Loden Zetletter 2009
Humor om te lachen uit Ongekend!
Vandaag kreeg ik het Vaassens Weekblad onder ogen met daarin een artikeltje en foto over Bāt en Hendrika op bezoek bij Riet en Frans Schreurs in Vaassen.
In Ongekend! staat een verhaal over dit komische duo uit Epe. Het beschrijft de zoektocht in Zwolle naar een limousine. Om de twee komieken in te leiden, schreef ik: "Nog vorig jaar werden de Eper artiesten door Het Genootschap tot Behoud van het Veluwse Amusement onderscheiden met de Gouden Klomp. De definitieve erkenning dat Bāt en Hendrika de belangrijkste ambassadeurs van de Veluwse humor zijn."
Wie het genoemde genootschap kent, mag zich bij mij melden. Het was natuurlijk allemaal humor om te lachen. Maar blijkbaar niet voor de schrijver in het Vaassens Weekblad. Tot mijn grote verbazing en hilariteit schrijft hij zonder blikken of blozen in de krant dat het duo onderscheiden is met de Gouden Klomp en dat de twee artiesten de ambassadeurs zijn van de Veluwse humor.
Erg grappig om te lezen dat er zo´n ongekende invloed uitgaat van het magazine. Daarom kan ik op deze plaats met groot genoegen bekendmaken dat ik met volle overtuiging het Vaassens Nieuwsblad heb voorgedragen bij Het Nederlandsch Instituut voor Waarheidsvorsching ende Accuratesse in den Vaderlandsche Couranten (in de volksmond bekend als het NIWAVC) voor de jaarlijks uit te reiken prijs: De Loden Zetletter.
De redactie moet nog wel even geduld hebben, want de prijswinnaar wordt op 1 april 2009 bekendgemaakt.
Bron
© Harold Makaske 24 september 2008
/*
History:
v1.1
- add getTableList
v1.2
- use sql_table
- Added silent mode (configure via option) to support NP_MostViews
- Added Cleanup upon uninstall option
- Added "just number" minimalist mode
- Added supportsFeature
V1.2a
- Added min version support
V1.3
- Replaced doSkinVar with DoTemplateVar
V1.3a
- Added repeat views ignore function aka repeat F5s from those bored and lonely one
V1.3b
- Fixed counting off by 1 bug
V1.3c
- Added <%Views(skipCount)%> to allow skipping count when used in template (ie to not count on click in main page)
V1.4
- Fixed ignoe same IP count problem
V1.5
- Added views_log table and changed plugin performance to check for unique visits by IP address. [gRegor]
- Added option to set the length of time before re-counting hits from the same IP address (default: 2 hours) [gRegor]
V1.6
- Added plugin menu to display all view count, w/ counter reset function
- Delete view counter and log for deleted item
V1.7
- use sql_query
V1.8
- Admin page enhancement to preserve order and sort info
v1.9
- Added item title in admin menu
v1.9.1
- ignore draft in admin menu
*/
class NP_Views extends NucleusPlugin {
// Note: I never run this plugin on 2.0 and have no idea whether it
// wil work on <2.5. A user can simply chnage it to return
// '200' and see if it works (likely will). I will gladly
// change the min version to 2.0 and add the sql_table fix
// upon such report. 8)
function getMinNucleusVersion() {
return '250';
}
function getName() {
return 'Views';
}
function getAuthor() {
return 'Rodrigo Moraes | Edmond Hui (admun) | gRegor Morrill';
}
function getURL() {
return 'http://www.tipos.com.br';
}
function getVersion() {
return '1.9.1';
}
function getDescription() {
return 'This plugin counts how many times an entry has been displayed.';
}
function getEventList() {
return array('PostAddItem', 'QuickMenu', 'PostDeleteItem');
}
function supportsFeature($what) {
switch($what) {
case 'SqlTablePrefix':
return 1;
default:
return 0;
}
}
function getTableList() {
return array( sql_table('plugin_views'), sql_table('plugin_views_log') );
}
function install() {
sql_query('CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS ' . sql_table('plugin_views') . ' (id int(11) NOT NULL default "0", views int(15) NOT NULL default "0")');
sql_query('CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS ' . sql_table('plugin_views_log') . ' (id int(11) NOT NULL auto_increment, ip varchar(20) NOT NULL default "", itemid int(11) NOT NULL default "0", viewtime varchar(32) NOT NULL default "", PRIMARY KEY (id)
)');
$this->createOption('silent','Silent mode - No #Display shown in Item (still need to add the skinVar, for use with MostViewed)','yesno','no');
$this->createOption('deletetables','Delete this plugin\'s table and data when uninstalling?','yesno','yes');
$this->createOption('timespan', 'Hours to wait before re-counting visitors', 'text', '2');
}
function unInstall() {
if ($this->getOption('deletetables') == 'yes') {
sql_query('DROP TABLE ' . sql_table('plugin_views') );
sql_query('DROP TABLE ' . sql_table('plugin_views_log') );
}
}
function hasAdminArea() {
return 1;
}
/**
* Adds an entry to the 'Quick Menu' on the Nucleus administration pages.
* The entry will link to the commentcontrol admin page
*/
function event_QuickMenu(&$data) {
global $member;
if (!($member->isLoggedIn() && $member->isAdmin())) return;
array_push(
$data['options'],
array(
'title' => 'View Counts',
'url' => $this->getAdminURL(),
'tooltip' => 'See the view count of all items'
)
);
}
function doTemplateVar(&$item, $input) {
$itemid = $item->itemid;
$remote_ip = ServerVar('REMOTE_ADDR');
$timespan = $this->getOption('timespan') * 3600;
$now = time();
// get the current Views count
$query = "SELECT views FROM " . sql_table('plugin_views') . " WHERE id=" . $itemid;
$result = sql_query($query);
$row = mysql_fetch_object($result);
$views = intval($row->views);
// Only do count updates if "skipcount" is not set
if ($input != 'skipcount')
{
// This takes care of previous items
if (mysql_num_rows($result) == 0)
{
$query = "INSERT INTO " . sql_table('plugin_views') . " (id, views) VALUES('$itemid', '1')";
sql_query($query);
//$views = 0;
} // end if
// Check the views_log table to see if this IP has a viewtime for this item
$query = "SELECT viewtime FROM " . sql_table('plugin_views_log') . " WHERE ip='" . $remote_ip . "' AND itemid=" . $itemid;
$result = sql_query($query);
// No views from this IP in the past X hours, so update the Views count
if (mysql_num_rows($result) == 0)
{
$views++;
$this->_updateViewsCount($itemid, $views);
$this->_addViewsLog($itemid, $remote_ip, $now);
} // end if
else
{
$viewtime = mysql_result($result, 0, 'viewtime');
// It's been longer than X hours, so recount
if (($now - $timespan) > $viewtime)
{
$views++;
$this->_updateViewsCount($itemid, $views);
$this->_updateViewsLog($itemid, $remote_ip, $now);
}
} // end else
} // end if
// Clear logs that are more than X hours old
$time = $now - $timespan;
$query = "DELETE FROM " . sql_table('plugin_views_log') . " WHERE (viewtime < $time)";
sql_query($query);
if ($this->getOption('silent') == 'no') {
echo $views;
} // end if
}
function event_PostAddItem($data) {
$itemid = $data['itemid'];
$query = "INSERT INTO " . sql_table('plugin_views') . " (id, views) VALUES('$itemid', '0')";
sql_query($query);
}
function event_PostDeleteItem($data) {
$itemid = $data['itemid'];
$query = "DELETE FROM " . sql_table('plugin_views') . " WHERE id=". $itemid;
sql_query($query);
$query = "DELETE FROM " . sql_table('plugin_views_log') . " WHERE itemid=". $itemid;
sql_query($query);
}
function _updateViewsCount($itemid, $views) {
// update the Views table with the new count
$query = "UPDATE " . sql_table('plugin_views') . " SET views='$views' WHERE id=$itemid";
sql_query($query);
}
function _addViewsLog($itemid, $ip, $time) {
// add IP and itemid to views_log table so it won't be recounted for X hours
$query = "INSERT INTO " . sql_table('plugin_views_log') . " (ip, itemid, viewtime) VALUES ('$ip', '$itemid', '$time')";
sql_query($query);
}
function _updateViewsLog($itemid, $ip, $time) {
// update the views_log viewtime so it won't be recounted for X hours
$query = "UPDATE " . sql_table('plugin_views_log') . " SET viewtime='$time' WHERE ip='$ip'";
sql_query($query);
}
function doAction($actionType) {
global $CONF, $member;
if (!($member->isLoggedIn() && $member->isAdmin())) return 'Sorry. not allowed';
if ($actionType == 'resetview'){
$id = requestVar('id');
$query = "UPDATE " . sql_table('plugin_views') . " SET views=0 WHERE id=$id";
sql_query($query);
} else if ($actionType == 'resetallview') {
$query = "UPDATE " . sql_table('plugin_views') . " SET views=0";
sql_query($query);
}
$order = requestVar('order');
$sort = requestVar('sort');
header('Location: ' . $CONF['PluginURL'] . 'views/index.php?sort=' . $sort . '&order='.$order);
}
}
?>
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Hoofdstuk: 5. Losse gedachten
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